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Dec 14
Dec 14 Moscow Meddling

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We shouldn't tolerate any interference in our elections.

Nyet now or ever.

Dec 8
Dec 8 Italy spinning into a f-Renzi

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International

Nov 24
Nov 24 Make America Gobble Again!

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Nov 17
Nov 17 All Clear

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Of course Donald Trump is trying to get security clearance for his kids.

He'd never get his family holiday gifts on clearance. 

Nov 14
Nov 14 Liberal Education

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Americans are worried that the country will change, but 4 years will come & go and voters still won't understand how the electoral college works. 

Nov 10
Nov 10 Viewing Party

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Can we all just move past the results of the election and remember that Gilmore Girls is returning to Netflix in 2 weeks?!

Nov 1
Nov 1 You've Got Sales

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650,000 new emails found on the server.

Clearly Hillary forgets to unsubscribe from mailing lists after getting the 20% off coupon.

Oct 31
Oct 31 "Will You accept the outcome of the election?" Oh Hillz Naa.

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Sep 2
Sep 2 Madam Multitasker

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Election 2016, On the Trumpaign Trail

I can barely manage my 40(1)k, but according to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton managed to cofound a terror group while she was Sec. of State.

Sep 1
Sep 1 Political Priorities

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Election 2016

Everyone is so concerned with reading Hillary’s emails as if they don’t have their own unread inbox to worry about. 

Aug 7
Aug 7 We Want Trump!

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Jul 25
Jul 25 United Shows of America

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Election 2016, On the Trumpaign Trail

Donald Trump announced that “we’ll be a country of Law & Order”

I prefer a country of Seinfeld, but ok. 

Jul 20
Jul 20 Two can pla(giarize) that game

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Election 2016, On the Trumpaign Trail

Jul 19
Jul 19 United Swatches

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Sen. Tom Cotton's future campaign slogan "Strengthening the Fabric of America"

Jul 15
Jul 15 No Coup for You!

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International

3am in Istanbul & military coup is underway; after a long week at work, who has the energy to overthrow the government?!

Jul 14
Jul 14 The susPence is over!

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On the Trumpaign Trail

Jul 14
Jul 14 Still Hiring

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Election 2016

Maybe we can hire a temp to fill the presidency until we get some more applicants.

Deadline extended.

Jul 6
Jul 6 Clin-done No Wrong

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Election 2016

Jul 4
Jul 4 Red, White, & Brexit

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International

Jun 28
Jun 28 Monday Blues

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Election 2016

Hillary Clinton appeared on the campaign trail yesterday with Sen. Elizabeth Warren in similar blue outfits in Cincinnati. 

They must be in it to twin it.

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