All in Election 2016
I can barely manage my 40(1)k, but according to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton managed to cofound a terror group while she was Sec. of State.
Everyone is so concerned with reading Hillary’s emails as if they don’t have their own unread inbox to worry about.
Donald Trump announced that “we’ll be a country of Law & Order”
I prefer a country of Seinfeld, but ok.
Maybe we can hire a temp to fill the presidency until we get some more applicants.
Deadline extended.
Hillary Clinton appeared on the campaign trail yesterday with Sen. Elizabeth Warren in similar blue outfits in Cincinnati.
They must be in it to twin it.
Donald Trump fired his campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, by walking into the morning staff meeting and shouting “Get him outta here! Get him out!”
In order to secure a major party’s nomination in 2016, a candidate must have a Jewish son-in-law.
Nothing good has ever followed the question “did you hear what Donald Trump said about…”
Ted Cruz has left the Republican race and now we’ll never find out what the Washington Cartel exactly was.
Republican voters went to polls thinking they can just return Trump to the party 30 days later.
Sorry GOP; final sale, no refunds.
Sure, it’s all fun & games until the guy everyone says can’t be the nominee, becomes the nominee.
Enjoy your Cinco de Mayos while you can; during the Trump Administration we’re going to be celebrating Border Wall Construction Day.
Get your hard hats ready, amigos.
Ted Cruz was right to end his campaign; foreigners need to stop thinking they can just come in and take away American jobs.
Donald Trump is honest when he says he’ll build a wall and create jobs in America.
Graffiti artists will have plenty of high-paying jobs.
If Bernie Sanders is elected president, the treasury department must begin printing $27 bills in his honor.
