Between Brexit & the 4th of July, the U.K. sure has trouble staying in committed, long-term relationships.
Donald Trump fired his campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, by walking into the morning staff meeting and shouting “Get him outta here! Get him out!”
In order to secure a major party’s nomination in 2016, a candidate must have a Jewish son-in-law.
Sure takes one to know one calling a reporter a “sleaze.”
Nothing good has ever followed the question “did you hear what Donald Trump said about…”
Ted Cruz has left the Republican race and now we’ll never find out what the Washington Cartel exactly was.
Republican voters went to polls thinking they can just return Trump to the party 30 days later.
Sorry GOP; final sale, no refunds.
Sure, it’s all fun & games until the guy everyone says can’t be the nominee, becomes the nominee.
Enjoy your Cinco de Mayos while you can; during the Trump Administration we’re going to be celebrating Border Wall Construction Day.
Get your hard hats ready, amigos.
Ted Cruz was right to end his campaign; foreigners need to stop thinking they can just come in and take away American jobs.
Carly Fiorina seems to have a knack for joining failing enterprises.
Donald Trump is honest when he says he’ll build a wall and create jobs in America.
Graffiti artists will have plenty of high-paying jobs.
If Bernie Sanders is elected president, the treasury department must begin printing $27 bills in his honor.
Donald Trump confusing 9/11 with 7/11 is understandable; he’s clearly had one too many slurpees.
Looks like Coney Island caused a few sunberns.
Tonight’s results will prove once and for all if the heavier the borough accent, the heavier the votes.
It may be a long night; better get some cawfee & creamuh while we wait.
NY Primary today and no candidate has addressed the issue of the 1% of drivers who think they can double park anywhere they like and the inequality of taking up two parking spots with one vehicle.
Bernie Sanders met with Pope Francis and held a campaign rally the following day.
How productive was your weekend?
Paul Ryan has Meaghan Trainor playing on repeat; when asked if he plans to run for the Republican Nomination,
His answer is no.
His campaign is no.
His decision is no.
GOP gotta let it go.